Bruno Sammartino once wrestled an orangutan, and got disqualified after fifteen minutes of action after punching it with a closed fist.
I don’t know if this is appropriate to post here, but this is one of the only wrestling groups I’m a member of, and I just had to share this. How can we tie this to the game?
Um, Nathan, can you add some rules for wrestling animals? Bears, monkeys, guys in bunny costumes, that kind of thing?
http://uproxx.com/prowrestling/2014/09/wwe-legend-bruno-sammartino-vs-an-orangutan-who-ya-got/
This is buckets of awesome.
How did they keep the orangutan from biting people’s faces off?
Jeeeez.
Also, gotya covered: https://plus.google.com/113171717066139475855/posts/6gktDQtWypS
Nathan Paoletta Completely forgot about that! You are precognitive, sir!