Well folks, things were certainly jumping down at Club X on Wednesday night for the first episode of BRUTAL Pro Wrestling!
The Monster Vincent “Butcher” Bay was issuing an open challenge to all of BPW when he was interrupted by the Veteran Maxx Brawn who asked Butcher to kindly stop screaming as he was interrupting Brawn’s drinking and brooding time.
When Brawn went out to the parking lot for a cigarette, Butcher followed him and an impromptu Parking Lot Match began. Things looked bad for Butcher when he botched a Feat of Strength and lost control of a tire iron he had appropriated, nailing himself in the face and busting himself open.
Brawn countered with savvy counter-punches and hold reversals, but made a fatal error in attempting a 619 off of a streetlight and crashing to the unforgiving asphalt. You’re not as young as you used to be, Maxx!
“If the van is rockin’, don’t come a-knockin'” fell on the deaf ears of “Butcher” Bay as he sent Maxx Brawn into the side of a rockin van and disturbed the amorous couple inside. The judicious application of a two-by-four sealed the victory for Butcher, but he had no time to celebrate as Drag-Queen of the Squared Circle, Vicki Victoria, assaulted him for interrupting Victoria’s “private time”.
Pyromaniac luchador Phobia scored a win over sexy pirate Johanna Silver with his signature fireball attack, but this earned him the scorn of Maxx Brawn, who lectured the young man in between throwing fists at Phobia’s face. Was Brawn’s defense of Johanna Silver just him being an old-school face, or did he have other motives? And what form will Phobia’s revenge take?
After a successful title defense by current champion Captain Asshole (who, ironically, is the face of the company), “Butcher” Bay ended the night by challenging Vicki Victoria to a match on next week’s show. Butcher’s promo went over so well that Creative let him add a stipulation. What bizarre savagery will the Butcher unleash next time?
The venue is cheap, the characters are depraved, the storylines are a mess, and the wrestlers are a motley crew of has-beens and never-will-bes, but we all had fun playing. Come join us down here in the muck! Tune in next week and see…BRUTAL PRO WRESTLING!