Here’s an Apocalypse setting thought bubble:
The entire planet is one gigantic IKEA store. It has overrun every corner of the globe.
Here’s an Apocalypse setting thought bubble:
Here’s an Apocalypse setting thought bubble:
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There’s a post-apocaliptic book in which (what’s left of) the world is ruled by McDonald.
It’s also another, perhaps more contemporary take on Paranoia, where the complexes are shopping centres rather than survivalist bunkers.
IKEA Move – on 10+ choose 3, on 7-9 choose 4
* manual is missing
* you only understand the first part of the manual
* important piece of wood is missing
* important screw is missing
* bought Byllan instead of Billy
* discover partway you’ve put it together backwards. Take it apart and do it again.
on fail – take damage and go back to store
I feel like that move is missing: discover partway you’ve put it together backwards. Take it apart and do it again.
Jason Martinez doh… how could I forget about this one. I added it
When you eat the meatballs, roll + Weird. On a 10+, choose one. On a 7-9, choose 2. On a miss, all three.
*Tastes awful
*Quick! To the toilet!
*Sits heavy on your stomach, all day long
(I actually like the meatballs)
IKEA World: You wander, aimlessly, without a clue to your location. After what seems like forever, you end up where you started.
Meanwhile, your wallet has been emptied, replaced by a carload of sanity-sapping objects of non-Euclidean geometries.