Tonight’s episode of East Coast Wrestling featured smack talk between Terrible Tyrone, Furiosa, and the Penultimate…

Tonight’s episode of East Coast Wrestling featured smack talk between Terrible Tyrone, Furiosa, and the Penultimate Mohican. Along side newcomer Super X, we had a hell of a bout that led up to a King of the Hill and a new romance.

Segment One: Furiosa gets off her big rig and is attacked in a savage beat down by Iron Irene and her fellow Communist gang. She rolls a 10+ on Are you Not Entertained and takes the beating like a champ.

Segment Two: Tyrone calls out Penultimate Mohican for his cheap shot last time. Penultimate shows up to challenge Tyrone and Furiosa to a hardcore cage match. They accept.

Match One: The Kat vs Iron Irene – The Kat ends up losing this match. Terrible Tyrone takes the moment to cut a promo asking the audience of West Virginia to not lose faith in The Kat and to admit that he thinks she’s kinda cute.

Segment Three: A cut to Mohican as he loads up his attire with metal plates to prepare to cheat to win his hardcore match tonight.

Match Two: Super X vs Dr. Monroe – A ladder money in the bank match over the secrets to Dr. Monroe’s science goo. Super X wins it and it cuts to commercial right before she can reveal what was inside the mysterious brief case. When interviewed, she merely giggles.

Segment Four: Everyone is interviewed asking what they think is inside the case. Guesses range from “Kinky sex thing” to Furiosa promising that if it’s something terrible that she’ll take him down.

Match Three: Hardcore Hell in a Cell match with Penultimate Mohican vs the team of Terrible Tyrone and Furiosa – A grueling match that wore down everyone involved. People bled and took injuries, but ultimately Penultimate used Furiosa’s weapons against her and Tyrone and managed to climb over the ring to claim the win.

Segment Five: Off camera segment as it’s revealed that managements favorite “Princess Sayuri” was allowed into the journeyman’s cup tournament and was booked to win the match. The players all agree to knock her out no matter what.

Final Match: King of the Hill – Princess Sayuri is knocked out first by the teamwork of Penultimate Mohican and Furiosa. But Mohican uses the chance to knock Furiosa out of the ring. A botch by Super X caused Princess Sayuri to cheat and cause her to get knocked over the top rope. Terrible Tyrone and The Cat knock out all other opponents when it’s revealed that Terrible Tyrone is in love with The Kat and wants to crown her as Queen of the Hill and join her in a tag team to take on the Tag Team Champs.

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The Kat agrees and we have a new tag team and Terrible Tyrone will return, losing the Wasted gimmick and getting off the drugs to become a High Flyer.

What an awesome night!