When you get thrown under the bus, roll +(the number of fucks you give)…
In today’s game, Drew’s “Ulysses Abrams, Wizard Cop” decides to place blame for [minor inconvenience] at the feet of “Oh My God It’s A Demon Wearing Tattered Clownfleisch” Landon. Buh, whatever, I have assholes in white toques to slaughter.
I weep for my poor Abrams.