One-Shot Scenario Sketch — The Wedding of Pam and Tyrone
Pam and Tyrone are barely 18 but have decided to get married because they are soooo in love. You are all invited to the wedding for some reason.
Questions for the players:
– Why are you invited?
– If they are sibling or bestie of one of them, ask them why the respective person isn’t dating them anymore but Pam/Tyrone now?
– Why do you think this wedding is a terrible/awesome idea?
– Who are the bridesmaids?
– Who is the best man?
– Who at this wedding do you want to bone tonight?
– Why must you stop this wedding and how do you want to do it?
– What do their parents think about this wedding?
– What surprise do you have planned for Tyrone?
– What should Pam know before she says yes?
etc. etc.
Young people getting married way too young is full of drama and pathos. A perfect moment to throw monster into.
Nice!!
I would totally play this.
If I may suggest a slight change. You are all coming to the wedding for some reason. Then the first one would be “Were you invited?” Why? This opens up a slightly different tone
“How about I bone them both?”
Dr Frankenfurter, Rocky Horror Show
I was gonna say: “Threesomes, not something we had in our Monsterhearts season”. Then I remembered we did.
I think a nice, casual spit roast would cater to everyone’s needs.
I am not sure I want to know what that means.
It can only be experienced. Or so I’ve heard.
You forgot: – which will be the honeymoon trailer?
– Tyrone has: (check one or more) Syphilis, Chlamidia, Gonorrhoea, Genital Warts
– Pam has booked a honeymooners slot on: (check one or more) Springer, Dr Phil, Oprah, the National Rifle Association’s annual convention.