“Stan the Perfect Man is fighting evil in cargo shorts and no shoes. This is a fucking red alert, costume wise.”

“Stan the Perfect Man is fighting evil in cargo shorts and no shoes. This is a fucking red alert, costume wise.”

“Stan the Perfect Man is fighting evil in cargo shorts and no shoes. This is a fucking red alert, costume wise.”

7 thoughts on ““Stan the Perfect Man is fighting evil in cargo shorts and no shoes. This is a fucking red alert, costume wise.””

  1. Depends.

    Is Stan also wearing pooka shells and a tank-top?

    Is Stan invulnerable in some way to things like harm, extremes of temperature, or shame?

  2. Well, then this is more of a yellow alert you drama queen.

    ~flies off into the night, brown trenchcoat flapping over my pink and black spandex~

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