Way too long since someone posted the best Onion Article:

Way too long since someone posted the best Onion Article:

Way too long since someone posted the best Onion Article:

http://www.theonion.com/article/formerly-evil-wrestler-realizes-error-of-his-ways-215

http://www.theonion.com/article/formerly-evil-wrestler-realizes-error-of-his-ways-215