What’s better for the World Wide Wrestling GASP Heavyweight Champion:
Globally Accomplished Super Prime Heavyweight Champion
Global Athletic Sport Premier Heavyweight Champion
…or something better that I can’t think of (these took way too long to come up with already)?
Option 2
Godly Acero the Supreme Performer
Matthew Caulder that might be a winner
Greatest Athlete Standing on the Planet
Nathan Paoletta Might I suggest a variation on Matthew Caulder’s, and say Grand Athletic Sportsman Premiere?
Gary Altman’s Sports Performance.
So boring it becomes funny.
Generic Average Standard Person (Wink)
Galactic Asswhuppin Star Performer
Grapple/Assault/Submission Pro
Gallant Altruistic Sporting Personage
Gargantuan Astonishing Superhuman Pugilist
(no wait, that one’s for the kaiju wrestling federation)
I’m going with Grand Athletic Sport Pro. It hits the right tone of generic (I know, I know, but it’s a thing), and I like “pro” cuz it’s very indy wrestling. The word “Sportsman” would be a little better probably but I have a priority of keeping gender coding to a minimum so going just down to “Sport” is where I’m at.
(Welcome to how I make decisions about this stuff!)