HEW S2E1 Highlights/notes
Pre Show:
Outlaw Jodie Wales (Joe Zantek ) and Prince Prawn (Justin Phillips )met with fans outside discussing the virtues of different snack flavors.
Henry J Husman and Outlaw met backstage to discuss the promotions financial woes and how the board was outlawing hardcore matches due to pending litigation
Show:
Boz Taggart (Adam Dunlop ) and DJ Monica Veronica (Adam Goldberg ) had a match where Ben Smith (James Reuben ) interfered after slooooowly making his way to the ring. The interference prompted Boz to lay him out.
Outlaw called out Prawn who refused to do the job. HJH attempted to rally the locker to go save the match, but no one responded. Outlaw eventually had enough and potatoed him.
A cameraman found Monica Veronica in a destroyed locker room staring at a picture of Ben Smith. Smith came upon the scene, but overcome with stage fright couldn’t mutter anything insightful to say and Monica stormed out. Ben Smith left the locker room as the camera panned to reveal Boz silently observing the scene.
Prior to Ben’s match, HJH pulled Boz aside and told him to “knock the stutter out of” Ben. During the handicap match between Ben Smith and Monica/Boz, Boz dislocated Ben’s shoulder. He then attempted to tag Monica, who refused and provided enough distraction for Ben Smith to get a roll up victory.
When asked to explain herself after the match, Monica cut a promo in which to cast off her foreigner gimmick and declared herself worthy of an HEW title. To which the estranged eXtreme BBQ Champion Deliscous Tommy Viscous responded by coming through the crowd to the ring and laying her out.
Post show:
Boz apologized to Ben and explained that he really needs to step it up to stay employed.
Outlaw and Prawn discussed their match and Prawn asked Outlaw to put in a good word for him.
Outlaw went to HJH with the intention of burying Prawn but ended up getting him put in a title program for the Outlaw’s championship.
To be fair:
–Smith was slow to the ring because he had to get past DJ Monica Veronica’s Club Kids, few of which were actual wrestlers (as Husman can’t afford them).
–And Prawn was pushed because he had tenure with the company; as Outlaw was informed, he used to work in the warehouse!
I think everybody but Outlaw would work in Chikara.
Adam Goldberg Thanks, I figured I had missed a few things.
Actually, Husman knew that by using local skater punks as Moni Veroni’s entourage he was putting pieces in place to allow Ben Smith to showcase his sleeper skills.
Yes, the Prawn and Outlaw bit was a perfect botch to end the night. Outlaw figured that by informing Husman that Prawn is just a masked warehouse worker he would be burying him. +Roll Veteran move+ BOTCH Husman responded by thanking Outlaw for bring to his attention another loyal employee he can trust.
Also important to note: Though a combination of being very large and beating up a dude with a stutter, Boz found his way to the top of the card. And somehow Outlaw didn’t notice.
Although something tells me that won’t last…
HE’S BIG!
Well he’s a LARGE PROGRAM
Haw
He’s a LARGE PROGRAM now
He’s a LARGE PROGRAAAAAAM
He’s a LARGE PROGRAM now
Get ready for stuff
You weren’t aware of
You don’t know of it
I assure you you will soon
He’s a LARGE PROGRAM