This is for Patrick Henry Downs and Vincent Baker, cause they’re awesome and they appreciate a good Bear/Mecha mash-up as barter. As per agreement with Patrick Henry Downs, I’m basically going to park this here for anyone who wants it.
Pencil and Ink. Paper. Imagination. 😀
“Da SOLARI ‘ave us pinned, Gunny,” Major Ourhh’lr growled into his console. A light on his wide-sweep radar bwoop’d out. “And we just lost Claptrap.”
Gunny mourned the loss of his one, true love. Hatefully, he gnashed his teeth at the SOLARI round-tops closing in around them, and found the zeal he had for their cause had suddenly left him. Idly, he ran one paw across his eyepatch, and remembered.
“This it, Major?”
Silence on the radios. Gunfire punctuating Ourhh’lr’s ellipses. “Aye.”
“It wuz an honor, sir,” Gunny said as he keyed in his det-sequence.
The Major grimaced, pounding his console. He spat, and his cigarette spun through the air, burning dully. “Screw ‘onor! Let’s send these fuckers ta hell!”
Ursa Major Pain! Nice!
AWESOME