““Whackoff grabs you from behind to pull you off of him, but Plover jumps on her.” (I hadn’t mentioned before that Whackoff’s a woman, but she has been all along in my head. Ha ha, gotcha.)”
In polish all nouns are gendered. Vincent Baker your jokes are not funny now 🙁
Alas, alas for my jokes.
In English they slay.
Best Polish jokes : Poland national day, May 3rd
In many English dialects “Pole” is shorthand for “Police” and/or “Politico” …but Americans don’t really speak English anyway, so is it any wonder Polish political jokes were not understood?
Because, in the end; Wit and Intelligence is subjective.
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Polak, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German, “What do you want on your back for your whipping?” The German responds, “I will take oil!” So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him 10 times. When he is finished the German has these huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move. The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Polak, “What do you want on your back?” “I will take nothing!” says the Polak, and he stands there straight and takes his 10 lashings without a single flinch. “What will you take on your back?” the Amazons ask the American. He responds, “I’ll take the Polak!”
wait… what… ??? …I am not sure that memes what you think it memes…
Yakov Smirnoff ~ Very funny