Just wrote my new favorite custom move:

Just wrote my new favorite custom move:

Just wrote my new favorite custom move:

When you respond to negative comments on social media, roll +Superior. On a 12+, you manage to stop yourself from commenting and spend your beautiful finite life doing something you enjoy. On a 10+, you keep your cool and fire off the perfect comeback (which makes some people mad anyway because internet). On a 7-9, pick two:

* You write a really long screed. Someone responds with “tl;dr.”

* You go off on a weird tangent which makes total sense to you. Most commenters misinterpret your point.

* You get a fact wholly orthogonal to your point wrong. Most commenters ignore your actual point and seize on your mistake.

* You offhandedly express a political opinion. Perpetually offended dickheads call you an “SJW” and make fun of you for being perpetually offended before exchanging unfunny memes.

* You draw the ire of an Internet Celebrity who is famous among children of all ages for being angry and pretending to have read books. Cue the dogpiling of his sycophantic fans.

* You take the bait and come off like a total shitwizard.

On a 6-, you fail to make a dent in the wave of toxicity. Reluctantly, you close the comments. You are immediately accused of censorship on Twitter by rAwDawG666, a 15-year-old high schooler with a Malibu IP address who also complains about too many bitches being thirsty for his D and the OPness of Torbjörn.

6 thoughts on “Just wrote my new favorite custom move:”

  1. Brilliant concept, but if the 7-9 is a “take two, otherwise the opposite happens” it could be to many options.

    In that case, the last option should be “you don’t take the bait”.

    Also, Bjorn had not been OP for at least two updates.

  2. You don’t say? XD

    The first part is serious, though.

    It’s a valid move, and having young heroes facing Internet “critiques” is an excellent idea, that I will steal ^^

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