When you ask the players what they do, roll 1d6 and say…

4 thoughts on “When you ask the players what they do, roll 1d6 and say…”

1. Meaningful eyebrow raise

2. 7. So…you’re doing nothing then?

3. Alright, cool

   The next moment, Dog Head bursts in. He’s got his big black boots, a big black apron and a cleaver dripping with gore. He’s panting, heck, there’s steam coming off of him, and he’s swinging his head round with a wild look in his eyes.

   Then he fixes on you.

   Roll 1d6?

4. I got a 5.

   I say, Dog Head, I don’t care how hot it is, get back out there and finish butchering the cow so we can start grilling some time this century.

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