Isaac’s Fantasy Booking of the Brand Extension:

Isaac’s Fantasy Booking of the Brand Extension:

Isaac’s Fantasy Booking of the Brand Extension:

The first thing is that the differing tone of the two shows would have to be established right from the start.  Raw would remain the Status Quo show, the one dictated by Vince’s firmly established habits and preconceptions.  Smackdown becomes the mad-science lab, the one where new ideas are tested, where in-ring work is given a bit more emphasis than promo-heavy Raw.  In a perfect world, Paul Heyman would be brought in on the Smackdown booking staff, but I suspect that’s unlikely.

A new championship belt is crafted — perhaps the World Heavyweight Championship again, pulling from the WCW legacy, which goes to Smackdown, while the WWE World belt goes to Raw.  Care is taken to make sure that the Smackdown belt is given just as much importance and legitimacy as the Raw belt — so sometimes, the main event of a PPV will be for the Smackdown belt while the Raw belt is on the midcard, that sort of thing, so it’s not seen as a secondary championship. 

Roman Reigns is the initial Raw champ, and gets into a feud with Bray Wyatt that re-establishes Bray as a terrifying threat, as he works to “corrupt” Roman, laying seeds for a future heel turn for RR if the boos RR gets finally become too much even for Vince to bear.  AJ Styles is the Smackdown champ, and in a perfect world, Shinsuke Nakamura premieres on the first live Smackdown to demand AJ’s head on a plate, and the two go on to delivery match of the year candidates at the next two PPVs.

The US Belt goes to Raw as it’s secondary championship, and John Cena becomes its primary caretaker at first, doing open challenges and the like to build up the belt’s urgency and importance.  The Intercontinental belt goes to Smackdown, and essentially becomes the cruiserweight belt, with a strong focus on more complex in-ring action.  The Miz can be the initial champ there, and continues with a long reign that cements him as the second coming of the HonkyTonk Man, the proud wanna-be celebrity that the audience loves to hate, and who keeps slipping away with the belt despite the faces’ best efforts time and again, with his first major opponent being Sami Zayn, who will need a short break from his Eternal War against Kevin Owens (who will be busy in main event scene, trying to butt in between AJ and Nakamura).

The women’s title goes to Smackdown, where Bayley is finally called up and the Four Horsewomen start tearing down the house week after week, with two women’s matches per show — one for angles revolving around the belt, and one for the women’s “mid-card” if you will.  Paige re-enters the women’s main event scene, and starts recapturing the momentum that she lost after AJ left.  I also think that Eva Marie could make a solid secondary heel with a little work, as she is good at getting people to boo her, and she does have a decent look.

The Tag Belts go to Raw, with the New Day starting things out.  Anderson and Gallows are built up as the monster heels of that division, with the Vaudevillains as solid secondary heels, and Enzo and Cass going after everyone regardless of face or heel status.  The Usos and the Dudleys remain in this scene as well, and for god’s sake, let’s give the Dudley Boyz another shot.  In a No-DQ match, they cut loose on The New Day, bringing in Rusev or some other monster strongman to lay waste to whomever New Day’s third man on the outside is for the match, and then the Dudleys lay waste to the remaining two after an extended brawl, culminating in a 3-D through a table.  The Dudleys won’t hold the belt for more than a few months, but in that time they re-establish themselves as monsters just as deadly as Anderson and Gallows, have some solid matches to give other teams some solid heat, and will be eventually defeated by Enzo & Cass for the belts at the Survivor Series.

Corey Graves gets called up to join Mauro and Lawler at the Smackdown announce table.  Samoa Joe and Asuka continue to be the main draw for NXT for the next year, but after next year’s Wrestlemania, both get called up, joining Raw and Smackdown, respectively.

Any thoughts?

Well, that was an interesting match for the main event of WWE Payback.

Well, that was an interesting match for the main event of WWE Payback.

Well, that was an interesting match for the main event of WWE Payback.

There was no way that the WWE was going to let Roman drop the belt on his very first PPV title defense. They’ve got too much invested in him being their headline guy for the next decade, and he absolutely had to win here in order to be a credible champion.

HOWEVER, they went out of their way to make AJ Styles look as strong as possible as Roman Reigns’ peer. Great back and forth action, some interesting bits as the match had two false endings only to get restarted in order to get a conclusive victory, and the ending was booked in such a way that it was clearly anyone’s game. This was an absolutely solid match, and kudos to both performers.

Furthermore, they’ve already announced that AJ and Reigns will get a rematch at the next PPV, Extreme Rules, which is absolutely the right choice. Now as to whether or not AJ will win the followup — that’s anyone’s guess, and there are a lot of compelling reasons to let that happen.

Three things that didn’t happen, though:

1) No Finn Balor. It was thought that he might participate in the run-in by Anderson and Gallows, on account of their shared past from Bullet Club in Japan. No sign of him, no mention, but we might still see him show up on Raw tomorrow, you never know.

2) No clarification on Styles’ connection to Anderson and Gallows. They’re still leaving it ambiguous as to if AJ even asked for or wanted his old comrades’ help in this. That’s fine, but they’ll need to answer that question eventually.

3) No heel turn for Reigns. The WWE is still trying to push Reigns as a face, but even they can’t (or at least shouldn’t) ignore that the crowds are just not going to support Reigns right now. Give Reigns a year or two as a heel to give his persona some teeth, and to let the crowd get into him organically, and he’ll make a great primary hero-champ one day. But right now, it’s just too soon. Turn him heel, let him be the guy that the audience loves to hate, and you could still keep the belt on him — but the longer you try to pretend that the crowd loves him when it’s clear that they don’t, the more likely that you will kill Reign’s long-term career prospects.

Anyone out there ever seen Shinsuke Nakamura at a live event?  People talk about his magnetic charisma and presence,…

Anyone out there ever seen Shinsuke Nakamura at a live event?  People talk about his magnetic charisma and presence,…

Anyone out there ever seen Shinsuke Nakamura at a live event?  People talk about his magnetic charisma and presence, but it’s not quite coming through the camera for me.  I still think he’s awesome, no worries there, but I wonder if he’s one of those persons that feels even more amazing when you see him in person.

So, the internet reviewer “The Spoony One” is live-tweeting Raw as usual, and comments, “IT’S MY WAIFU DARTH EMMA”…

So, the internet reviewer “The Spoony One” is live-tweeting Raw as usual, and comments, “IT’S MY WAIFU DARTH EMMA”…

So, the internet reviewer “The Spoony One” is live-tweeting Raw as usual, and comments, “IT’S MY WAIFU DARTH EMMA” (yes, he’s being sarcastic), and that got me thinking.

How in the world has the WWE not tried to do a “Sexy Jedi/Sith Ladies” (with a nod and a wink to avoid copyright issues) photo shoot with their women wrestlers?  I mean, Paige as a Sith Lord, that’s a nobrainer, right?  How has this not been done yet?

Hell, if I could draw, I’d try and draw this up myself.  If we can get Disney Princess / Star Wars mashups, why not this?

Has there ever been a wrestler anywhere, Japan or otherwise, male or female, that used Aikido as part of their…

Has there ever been a wrestler anywhere, Japan or otherwise, male or female, that used Aikido as part of their…

Has there ever been a wrestler anywhere, Japan or otherwise, male or female, that used Aikido as part of their in-ring style or as part of their gimmick?

For those unfamiliar with it, Aikido is a martial art that focuses heavily on defense, with lots of counter-moves, turning someone’s attack into a throw, lock, takedown, or grapple, often with a lot of circular motion and momentum-redirection.  It’s often portrayed as a “pacifist” art, although you can do someone a lot of harm with this style if you know what you’re doing.

Since it’s so grappling-throw intensive, it seems like it would be great for adaptation into a pro-wrestling context.  Has anyone ever done this?

Heck, if I ever get to play Nathan Paoletta’s awesome game in the near future, I may make this a cornerstone of my character’s schtick.

Is anyone else out there a fan of Al Snow and Steve Blackman?

Is anyone else out there a fan of Al Snow and Steve Blackman?

Is anyone else out there a fan of Al Snow and Steve Blackman?  I always felt that they were under-appreciated during the period of 2000-2002 when I was following the WWE near-religiously.  

Just watched the Shibata/Ishii match from Wrestle Kingdom 10.  Oh wow, that was BEAUTIFUL.  That was like the…

Just watched the Shibata/Ishii match from Wrestle Kingdom 10.  Oh wow, that was BEAUTIFUL.  That was like the…

Just watched the Shibata/Ishii match from Wrestle Kingdom 10.  Oh wow, that was BEAUTIFUL.  That was like the platonic ideal of two tough guys brawling and taking every shot they give each other, until one of them finally breaks.  The “now it’s my turn to sit down and take your best kick” sequence was especially amazing.

So, I’ve been digging up some past matches that I’ve been especially fond of lately — Cesaro/Zayn from NXT ArRival,…

So, I’ve been digging up some past matches that I’ve been especially fond of lately — Cesaro/Zayn from NXT ArRival,…

So, I’ve been digging up some past matches that I’ve been especially fond of lately — Cesaro/Zayn from NXT ArRival, Bayley/Banks from NXT Takeover Brooklyn, Zayn/Nakamura from NXT Takeover Dallas (yeah, I’m a big NXT mark), and Nakamura/Kota from Wrestle Kingdom 9.

I want to hear from y’all as to what matches from the last several years you think are must-watch classics, and if possible, provide links or at least general directions on how to find such matches online or what show they were part of.  I’m in a mood to binge on wrestling.

I’m trying to find a match from a couple of years or so ago, and I can’t remember its exact date or what specific…

I’m trying to find a match from a couple of years or so ago, and I can’t remember its exact date or what specific…

I’m trying to find a match from a couple of years or so ago, and I can’t remember its exact date or what specific show it was on.  I want to say it was on an NXT Takeover show, but it might’ve been a regular episode.   It was a match between Sami Zayn and Cesaro (who had already been doing matches on the main WWE roster by this point), and the storyline was that Sami Zayn had little to no chance of actually beating Cesaro, but he kept getting back up again and again after each brutal takedown, and kept on fighting back.  Cesaro did eventually beat him clean, but by the end of the match, he’d gone from looking down at Zayn to actually respecting and being impressed by Zayn’s determination.  It was an awesome match.

Anyone know where I can find that?

My dream storyline in wrestling, which I know will never, ever, EVER happen.  But hey, I can dream:

My dream storyline in wrestling, which I know will never, ever, EVER happen.  But hey, I can dream:

My dream storyline in wrestling, which I know will never, ever, EVER happen.  But hey, I can dream:

Lucha Underground and NXT get into an invasion war, and start showing up to interfere on each others’ weekly show on a regular basis.  This leads to everything coming to a head at a special PPV, “NXT / Lucha Underground: Aztec Takeover”.

The card looks something like this:

Dash & Dawson vs. Aerostar & Drago

Mil Muertes vs. Hideo Itami

Rey Mysterio vs. Kallisto

Asuka vs. Pentagon Jr.

Samoa Joe vs. King Cuerno

Johnny Mundo vs. Austin Aries

Son of Havoc, Ivellise, and Angelico vs. Bayley, Sami Zayn, and Finn Balor

Prince Puma vs. Shinsuke Nakamura

It’ll never happen, because the WWE would be all “what are we getting out of this, we’re just giving exposure to our competitors”, but OH MAN, would that be fun to see.